Please leave your cell phone in your locker. The gym is for exercising. You should not be talking on the phone while you are on a machine. I don’t care to listen to you talk about how horrible your mother-in-law is while I am on the treadmill. Your private life is not my concern. Also, if I can hear your conversation while listening to Joy Division on my iPod, you are talking too loud. Hang up your mother-fucking phone.
If you spill talcum powder on the locker room floor have the decency and common courtesy to clean up your mess. I don’t like getting your mess on my pants when I’m changing clothes. Stop being a pig and clean up after yourself.
While I’m on the subject of cleaning up after oneself, wipe up the locker floor if the snow has melted off your shoes and has formed a puddle of muddy water. Do you really think I like getting my clothes wet with your mess? Once again, stop being a pig and clean up after yourself.
The Corporate Slave 
I’m going to have to give you ass hole lessons..you should have told the asshole that instead of us..ha…
i woulda…
I’m addicted to your gym rants.