The Bangs

Today was spent requesting access to systems that are necessary tools for the new job. JR gave G and I an overview of the job that answered many of our questions. I still want to follow the workflow of a request from initiation to closure. That may not happen until next week.

I ordered a second line for the house with unlimited long distance so I will be able to work from home. The company encourages associates to work from home but does not pay for a phone line for business calls. I can write off any unreimbursed business costs only if all of my miscellaneous expenses (business and personal) exceed 2% of my adjusted gross income. The unfortunate part is that my adjusted gross income is rather high.

Here comes the bitchy part. JR has one of the worst haircuts I’ve ever seen on a professional man. He has bangs that he combs forward. They lay flat on the top third of his forward and are cut in a straight line. It looks like a cross between Betty Page and Moe from the Three Stooges. I want to run a handful of product in his hair.