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Seven Plagues


This is typical of the stupid fucks who work out at 24 Hour Fitness. Leaving a 45 pound weight in the middle of the floor so that others might trip over it. What the hell is wrong with these inconsiderate people? If you’re strong enough to use a weight this heavy, you need to rerack the weight when you’re done. People who do this deserve to have seven plagues enter their life.

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A Pic A Day 30

View from the gym window while sitting on the incline bench press machine. I like the way the sun shade filters the view.

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A New Rack

There’s a couple who work out at my gym I refer to as the Dolls. As in Barbie and Ken. She’s a tall lean blond who always manages to incorporate blue into her outfit. He’s a few inches taller than his wife and is handsome, hairy and hyper masculine.

I hadn’t seen the dolls for a while. They reappeared this week. Mrs. Doll got new titties. She used to have a small bust that seemed perfectly proportioned for her lean body. Being a gay man, I’m far from an expert on bra sizes, but now, I’m guessing she’s a full C possibly a D cup.

Mrs. Doll always wears form fitting clothes which show off her slim toned body. Now, all I seem to notice is her bust. I generally am not focused on the women’s breasts at the gym. I think her new rack may be too big for her body. I realize it’s her body and she is free to make any adjustments she deems necessary. I suspect the straight guys at the gym are loving her new look along with her husband.

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Thieves!

I hit the gym yesterday afternoon after networking with a woman about possible opportunities at her firm. When I returned to the locker room my locker was not locked. I immediately thought I forgot to lock my locker. But no, my lock had been cut off and my cash was stolen. Thankfully, the thief left my credit card, license, car key and parking garage ticket. Another member also had his lock cut off and his cash stolen. I called the police after talking with the gym manager. Sadly, this is the third week lockers have been robbed. The security video was reviewed and suspects were identified. A woman distracted the front desk attendant while a man entered without checking in.

The good news is I only lost forty dollars and suspects have been identified. I could have lost a credit card and my car.

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Sculptural installation at 24 Hour Fitness, mixed media on gym floor, 20,000 sq. ft., priceless

My gym should be renamed 24 Hour Filthy. The gym is disgustingly dirty. Allegedly, they have a cleaning crew. How does a cleaning crew miss dust bunnies in plain view? They probably need remedial training with a vacuum. Also disturbing is the fact that the personal trainers use the equipment on a daily basis. One would think the personal trainers would advise that management on the filth. How could the management be so clueless as to not recognize the issue?

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Leg Day

Scenes from a gym before the art tour.
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Too Thin?

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I saw this woman at the gym yesterday while I was doing cardio. I’ve never seen her before. I was shocked by how thin she was yet she was doing cardio. I wondered if she was recovering from an illness, had an eating disorder, or was just a naturally thin person.

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