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I hit the gym yesterday afternoon after networking with a woman about possible opportunities at her firm. When I returned to the locker room my locker was not locked. I immediately thought I forgot to lock my locker. But no, my lock had been cut off and my cash was stolen. Thankfully, the thief left my credit card, license, car key and parking garage ticket. Another member also had his lock cut off and his cash stolen. I called the police after talking with the gym manager. Sadly, this is the third week lockers have been robbed. The security video was reviewed and suspects were identified. A woman distracted the front desk attendant while a man entered without checking in.

The good news is I only lost forty dollars and suspects have been identified. I could have lost a credit card and my car.

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Sculptural installation at 24 Hour Fitness, mixed media on gym floor, 20,000 sq. ft., priceless

My gym should be renamed 24 Hour Filthy. The gym is disgustingly dirty. Allegedly, they have a cleaning crew. How does a cleaning crew miss dust bunnies in plain view? They probably need remedial training with a vacuum. Also disturbing is the fact that the personal trainers use the equipment on a daily basis. One would think the personal trainers would advise that management on the filth. How could the management be so clueless as to not recognize the issue?

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Leg Day

Scenes from a gym before the art tour.

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Too Thin?

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I saw this woman at the gym yesterday while I was doing cardio. I’ve never seen her before. I was shocked by how thin she was yet she was doing cardio. I wondered if she was recovering from an illness, had an eating disorder, or was just a naturally thin person.

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24 Hour Dust Bunnies

My gym gets a lot of traffic but this is ridiculous.

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A Scene From A Gym

This is a typical scene in my gym because the lazy fucks who work out there don’t restack the weights.

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My Thought For The Day

If your workout t-shirt has a logo from the 1994 High School Rugby Games that can barely be read, it’s time to pitch it and get a new one. I guess I’m a little bitchy today.

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